paradies auf erden

Jonny.
NewYork.
Halloween '95

I said to the sun, ‘Tell me about the big bang.’
The sun said, ‘It hurts to become.’

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

46 minutes ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 30,938 notes

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

47 minutes ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 93,406 notes

autumnseeds:

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

47 minutes ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 5,831 notes
plays

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

49 minutes ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 34,965 notes
Me on my wedding day: is there wifi in this hall
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endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

54 minutes ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 51,890 notes

jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

1 hour ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 12,557 notes

but really, there are fireworks outside.

I’M TRYING TO CRY TO DOCTOR WHO IN PEACE.

1 hour ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 3 notes

misteroswald:

bbc weather right now:

high chance of tears across the entire planet

1 hour ago on May 18th, 2013 | J | 3,489 notes